Why America is Facing Financial Crisis

I got this cool joke on Dubya via email. Could not agree more with it. Enjoy!

An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.’

Energizing Trance Image

I found this really cool trance image somewhere over the web about a year ago. Dont remember the url from where I got this and not sure about the artist who created this.

But my heart goes out to whoever created this. ABSOLUTELY INSPIRING WORK. Each time I look at this image, my heart pumps faster and I get charged up. You can feel the artist’s passion for trance through this image.

Gateway of India Peace March Pictures

Jai Hind!

Indian National Congress – HALL OF SHAME

Here is what Mr. Abhishek Manu Singhvi, the Chief National Spokesperson of the Congress party said on Headlines Today while defending his loser government over the delay in deploying the NSG in Mumbai (It took these incompetent fools over 9 hours to do that). ”I agree we could have acted faster but even then we could have at most saved 2 hours, that’s it” 

THAT’S IT? You bloody jackass, ask the hostages inside the TAJ about the importance of these 2 hours, Ask the helpless mother, the desperate father, the crying brother, the ordinary Indians who were awaiting for the slightest sign of life from their loved ones who were getting raped inside the TAJ about the importance of these 2 hours. These 2 hours were like 2 light years for them Mr. Abhishek.

According to the NSG, there were no more deaths of innocent people after they took over. So many more lives could have been saved if NSG was deployed faster. These mother fuckers from Pakistan would have seen hell 2 hours earlier.

And here is this senseless educated asshole from Havard rubbing salt on our wounds. IS MADAM SONIA LISTENING???

Letter to the Prime Minister of India

Below is the email my uncle Mr. Prakash Bajaj sent to mytimesmyvoice@timesgroup.com. You can raise your voice too by emailing your opinion to Times Group. You can contact my uncle at prakashbbajaj at gmail dot com. [NO SPAM PLEASE]

LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER

Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don’t even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said ‘NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED’. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement ‘NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED’ is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn’t it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn’t it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn’t even spare him.  Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj

Shameless Shivraj Finally Resigns

Our shameless, incapable, inefficient home minister Shivraj Patil has finally resigned after failing the nation on countless occasions. Why could not madam crack the whip earlier? Was she awaiting an attack like this to take strong measures or was it because elections are just round the corner? Too little, too late madam. Eagerly awaiting more resignations from below losers:

• MK Narayanan – National Security Advisor
• Prakash Jaiswal - Minister of State for Home Affairs
• Manmohan Singh – Prime Minister of India
• Sonia Gandhi – Congress President

Together, these losers have made a joke out of our national security.

Jai Hind!